[noise] all I need to know I learned from LoGH
Hank Wong (hankwong@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU)
Thu, 14 May 1998 12:32:11 -0700 (PDT)
just some totally random noise...anybody can think of some others??
All I Need to Know, I learned from LoGH...
The best position in battle is to be completely surrounded, because you
can hit the enemy by shooting in any direction.
Don't ever propose to your beloved before going off to battle.
When the Goddess of Victory waves her underwear in your face, do not
hesitate!
If the guard says you can keep your side arm, then just keep your side
arm!
If you don't flush the garbage out, the sewer will get clogged.
For heaven's sakes, don't argue with the protesters at their rally,
especially if you're there to put them down!
Ignoring your adjutant's advice will get you killed, or at least
defeated.
If the enemy fires a single missile at you that misses your entire fleet,
RUN LIKE HELL!!!
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