I'm still having trouble with my ISP. I can FTP files it seems, but not e-mail them in any reasonable amount of time. I've started working on my 5 free megs of webspace my ISP provides, so I think it'll hold it all. I'll notify the list when it's complete. The address is http://www2.arkansas.net/~giganto but it's not finished yet. I need to wrestle more with the graphics. My scanner is up again and I have at least half the stuff scanned. Without further ado, these are the instructions that will be on page one of the site. Other pages will follow as I duel with my HTML program. It's enough to get you started, or stopped if you are easily intimidated. Forgive the formatting, I'll fix it up for the website. 1. SO, YOU'VE DECIDED TO LISTEN TO OUR GREAT LEADER JOB TRUNIHT AND DECIDED TO JOIN THE MILITARY? First you'll have to decide what rank you want to become. If a Panzergrenadier doesn't stick an axe in your back, you may make it. Do you want to become an admiral? A Rosen Ritter? A Spartanian Pilot? Each has it's own insignia, unit patches and shopping challenges at the PX. You won't just walk into the first store in the mall and just "find" a hunter green beret. You'll have to ask the sales clerk. Or rather...a lot of sales clerks. 2. LEARN TO MAKE CLOTHES FROM SCRATCH, VISIT YOUR GRANDMOTHER, OR MAKE TRACKS TO YOUR LOCAL COSTUME SHOPS. You have a lot of shopping to do, so best leave the sewing to someone who can work fast. Local costume shops are only too happy to find someone to sew you up a custom costume. They collect a commission, and they can retain a staff of highly skilled "Barney" repair technicians from going insane. Good luck finding someone. You'll need it. Fortuneately for you, between easter bunny costumes and Halloween, there isn't much else for these costumers to do. You need to bring the accompanying chara sheets, and preferably some color printouts showing...color. Point out the special features you want, like a scarf, three pockets, epillets, a high collar, elastic waistbands and patches. They will give you a shopping list of materials. Trust them and add an extra half-yard at least. 3. DEPENDING ON YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES, THESE ARE YOUR BARE ESSENTIAL SUPPLIES (Note, when in doubt, ask the costume maker)(another note, measurements for fabric are based on typical bolts of fabric...buy extra depending on your confidence in the skills of your tailor): 4-5 yards of "hunter green" fabric. You'll just have to visit every fabric store you can find to find what feels right to you. I wanted something like windbreaker material, since the uniform on the show is literally a jacket. It needs to be light weigh enough to be crinkled up into the elastic waistbands and armbands, yet not "filmy" or "transparent." I found mine at a chain fabric store called "London Fabrics." 4 inches of canvas. I used it for he base for a hand-embroidered patch. I also think it's stiffening those high collars (or some other kind of stiffening base; I can't recall: ask the costumer what to buy). Also can line the pockets. Roll of 2-inch-wide elastic for waistband and armbands. Several Green Buttons-at least 2 cm in diameter. I had to spray paint mine the right shade of green. Be sure to put on a good prime coat and final gloss coat, as the paint may not stand up very well to wear. Hook and loop fasteners. The elastic band at the waist needs to close somehow. Velcro. It supports the open half of the "double" breast and keeps it from drooping in the middle. Zipper. Closes the Jacket. Package of snaps. Go beneath the fake buttons and close the flap of the jacket's breast. Sheer cream-colored material, for the scarf..at least 6 inches. It should be sewn together as a tube, rolled inside out, and sewn at the ends. Photocopies of the chara sheets, preferably of front, back, and side views. These are the items the jacket constructor needs to get started. See later sections for hyperdetailing the jacket. Once these items have been obtained, these are the rest of the bare essentials: Cream-colored denim pants-preferably two inches too long on the inseam. The belt loop along the spine is extra wide...I think to accomodate the holster for the hand laser. (I never bothered to make one, because Yang never carried one.) Black boots. Until I found more detailed sketches, I thought they were plain buckle-less boots. But they really are rather soft leather material with zippers from the ball of the foot all the way to the top. Green Beret. Maybe Monica Lewinski has made them popular again; maybe she has had the opposite effect on the marketplace. I haven't tried to buy one lately. I don't think any seamstress could make one from the jacket material, as they practically need to be woven to shape. Green berets in the Army Surplus shops have drawstrings, are too small, and have black piping. Insignia. These can be painted cardboard taped in place, or resin like the ones I can supply. See later sections for hyper-detailing your costume if you have the time, money, or dedication. 4. NEGOTIATE THE DETAILS IN ADVANCE...THE MORE DETAILS, THE MORE TIME THE COSTUME WILL TAKE AND THE MORE THE COSTUME WILL COST. The epillets on the shoulders of the jacket (as well as the shirt underneath) The loop in the back of the jacket. I figured it made extracting dead bodies in zero-g easier--just click and pull. Modern tank drivers have similar straps on their shoulders to be pulled out of their hatches if killed or wounded inside. Hemming the pants and making the big back belt loop. Whether or not you want "working" pockets. They can just sew the entrance to a pocket. All the different zippers, loops, snaps, velcro, etc. that it will take to hold everything together in the right place. Note that the jacket fits over the top of your pants! Go to the fitting wearing the pants and belt (optional) that you will wear under the jacket. Do you want button holes on the epillets and jacket? It'll cost you, and they don't appear to exist on the uniform. Be sure to tell the tailor what you DON'T want! Above All, get a firm price and delivery date and make yourself available for fittings! 5. THE PANTS I chose denim because it breaths well and is redily available in a variety of colors and sizes. Slacks are probably more appropriate, as the anime features the vertical pockets and non-obvious back pockets. The jacket is worn below the belt loops (tell your tailor!) and can cover the top of the pockets. If you do choose denim, be sure to remove the manufacturer's outside labels, and even the rear pockets. Just cut the stitches and "massage" the pants fabric to an "unstitched" hole-free state. Select a "straight" cut, not a flared "boot" cut. If you buy pants two inches too long on the inseam, trim and hem the pants and use the leftover material for the big rear belt loop. 6. THE BOOTS The black boots the FPA soldiers wear on the spacecraft seem to be the ones the soldiers still wear on the ground, so I selected some rugged steel-toed side-zipper boots. The shoes have no buckles or laces, and they zipper on the side. Slip-on boots are scarcely distinguished once the pants are pulled over the top. In Yang's messy quarters, the boots seem to be made of a soft and supple material. Must be those space-age polymers, because I haven't found any similar shoes for men. Men need to get shoes with a distinct 1/4 to 1/2 inch heel on them. Ladies need to get boots with 1 1/2 to 2 inch heels. See Fredrica's chara sheet for details. 7. THE BUTTONS Surprise, the buttons on double breasted suits are fake. So are yours. There are six buttons in front and two on the epillets, so you need at least eight. Big cities have stores which sell nothing but buttons, just find the closest match in shape and size. You will probably have to paint the buttons: Wash the buttons in warm soapy water. Lightly sand the buttons with fine grit sand paper, no less than 400 grit. Wipe them down with alcohol just prior to priming. Spray on Krylon sandable primer in two light coats. Let the primer dry at least 24 hours. Mix up the appropriate color of green from identical lines of hobby paints. Add thinner until it is the consistency of milk. Don't let the paint sit long before painting If you don't have an air brush, either apply with a paint brush or use one of those spray bottles with the glass color cups and siphons in front of the pressure can. Allow plenty of time for drying, 48 hours minimum, a week or two is preferable Apply a gloss coat, like Testor's clear gloss lacquer. NOTE: a good and thick gloss coat needs at least a week or two to harden well. 8. THE FINAL FITTING Allow at least two or three weeks for final adjustments. Be picky, or forever hold your peace. You should have the pants and scarf by now...be sure to wear them. Is that collar the right shape? Is the elastic too tight? Too loose? Bunched up too much? Does the breast cloth wrap around too far? or not enough? 9. ACCESSORIES AND RANK INSIGNIA Costume and fabric shops should have plenty of scraps of cloth for the orange fleet commander's ribbon or award patches. I'm still looking for a soft, orange swatch to make a good fleet commander's ribbon. If you find some, let me know, I need to experiment to get the right shape and wrinkles. The "special" insignia, like Konev, Fredrica, and Yang wear in the front of their jacket is a clip which slips into the front vertical pocket. I pinned mine on because I made mine out of resin rather than metal. If the show's a hit we need to get the Franklin Mint on the phone. The collar rank insignia are pinned in place, as well as the beret's pentastar. I can supply just about any of these details on a few weeks notice. Most of the insignia I don't have are easy to make. Can you or your grandmother embroider? The unit patches on the left shoulder are. Maybe you can make an iron on at a copy center of one of the accompanying images of REAL GALACTIC HEROES MERCHANDISE!! 10. YOU SHOULD HAVE A DECENT COSTUME BY NOW, BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO CHARACTER THEN YOU MAY WANT TO GET ALL OF THE DETAILS. In episode 5 of season 2, we get to watch Yang put on his uniform. This means we also get to see what they wear underneath the jacket. 11. THE SHIRT The light blue, long sleeve, button-down shirt with one open pocket and epillets on each shoulder. The shirt is similar to those worn by bus drivers, police, and air force personnel. I'm still looking for mine, but I have one of the "Free Planets Star Fleet" embroidered patches that go on the left shoulder sleeve. 12. THE BELT Can be found in Army Surplus stores. The belt is not leather, it is a lenght of black fabric held in a pinching buckle. The buckle has a vertical bar which slides left and right to tighten or loosen the belt. 13. THE TIE The tie is long, dark red and narrow. 'Nuff said. 14. THE SOCKS White, I think. 15. THE EMBROIDERED PATCHES I found a few for sale at Project A-KON 4 or 5. Never seen before or since. They were originally licensed by KITTY FILMS, but on some that was covered over. Print out black and white test pieces of the accompanying pictures until the ruler shows them to be the right size. Take the final file to a print shop with color printing capabilities, or print one out yourself. Make an iron-on transfer. Iron it onto a piece of canvas or the shirt itself. Trim the canvas and stitch it on. 16. THE BERET'S PENTASTAR Good luck finding something this shape. It's not flat, but is a short 5-sided pyramid. two sections are supposed to be separated from the others, but I'm not sure how to make that. I cast a copy of a Chrysler "Crystal Key" which was given to me by a nice guy in a Chrysler dealership parts department: Tape the flat side of the "Crystal Key" to a plastic picnic plate. Other insignia can be made on the same mold. Wear respirator, safety glasses and rubber gloves when mixing two component silicone RTV. You may need to special order it, or just make a mold out of Silly Putty. Use disposeable cups for measuring and mixing chemicals, as well as a thick layer of newspapers as dropclothes. Pour the mixed silicone RTV into the plate, being sure to swab out as many air bubbles as possible from the clean surface. Let the silicone harden an hour or two, depending on the type you use. Remove the master (the key), and you have a mold. Mix Alumilite casting resin (also wearing respirator, glasses & gloves.) Mixing too vigorously can make air bubbles, but not enough mixing will cause the formation of blisters in the resin parts. The Alumilite generates heat as it cures...Hurry! It solidifies in minutes! Carefully pour mixed Alumilite resin into the mold, try not to leave any voids or air bubbles inside. Some bubbles will float to the surface. Place a thumbtack in the resin before it hardens, pointy side out. Let the parts harden for an hour or so. They are pliable and may warp before they are fully cured. A good resin mixture creates uniformly-colored parts. Sand the edges of the part to remove excess resin. Pant the insignia gold, or use a product called "bare metal foil". Specify the gold foil. It has a weak adhesive on a thin metal substrate which can be applied with some patience to...whatever. Pin the pentastar through the beret, and attach a clasper on the thumb-tack. These are available from uniform supply shops. I bought a bunch. 17. THE COLLAR RANK INSIGNIA These are relatively easy to make, if you have a pentastar mold. The insignia pentastars can be made by not filling the pentastar mold all the way, and trimming and sanding the edges of the stars. Glue the small pentastars to a polystyrene sheet base. The insignia can be cast with bent pins, like the beret pentastar above, and be attached with claspers through the collar. The insignia can also be glued to safety-pin-style name tag holders or similar parts taken off a round advertising button. The insignia can also be carved. 18. THE JACKET INSIGNIA The FPA logo-shaped insignia started as a washer, the right size and shape as the outer ring. Get one from a big hardware store. There is a small pentastar inside the logo, and two white ribs of different widths. Use a tiny pentastar and a couple of pieces of styrene plastic cut to shape. Cut a disk of polystyrene for the base by tracing the outer edge of the washer. Glue all of the pieces together and make a mold of this master copy. Cast the part with resin, and paint. The part should be glued to a clip, like a tie clip, but I have chosen to use a safety pin button back. It allows me to pin the orange cloth with wrinkles. That was easy enough, wasn't it. Maybe later I can write about how I constructed the accessories for Walter Amos' Imperial Admiral costume.